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On Friday, President Trump congratulated country music singer Lee Greenwood on celebrating his birthday on Twitter. Trump, who it should be remembered has access to our nuclear codes, accidentally tagged the wrong Greenwood.

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Shortly after, Fox, which is not a propaganda network, compounded the mistake by wishing the exact same wrong Lee Greenwood "Happy Birthday."

Earlier this morning, President @realDonaldTrump wished @leegreenwood83 a happy birthday. The singer turns 75 today! pic.twitter.com/mqDoqWALsT

— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 27, 2017

LeeGreenwood83 last tweeted in July of this year. He has 378 followers and enjoys taking photos of anti-Trump protests he's recently attended.

Marching with one of my best friends today in NYC #whyIMarch @jonfavs @jonlovett @TVietor08 @danpfeiffer @PodSaveAmerica @Faraazahmed pic.twitter.com/nvYZLUGMpV

— Lee Greenwood (@leegreenwood83) January 30, 2017

The Greenwood Trump intended to tag can be found under the handle @TheLeeGreenwood. He has 25,000 followers. He also has a blue checkmark by his name.

Almost an hour later, Trump corrected himself by posting this tweet, without ever acknowledging the initial mistake because Trump.

Happy birthday to the great @TheLeeGreenwood. You and your beautiful song have made such a difference. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 27, 2017

Everyone please send your thoughts and prayers to LeeGreenwood83's mentions right now. He'll need them.

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