【Gina Wild - Jetzt wird es schmutzig 5 (2000)】

Karen Pence,Gina Wild - Jetzt wird es schmutzig 5 (2000) businesswoman and the potential second lady of the United States, wants you to keep track of your towels, dammit.

That's why she founded That's My Towel! Charm, Inc., a company that — no joke — makes shiny metal charms for you to attach to your beach towels. So you can tell which one is yours. Which beach towel.

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On the company website, Pence details the horrors of mixing up your beach towel with another beach towel ... or worse, a bath towel.

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"Lo and behold, I would go in the water for a dip or up to the house for a beverage, and when I came back to my towel, it was gone!" she writes.

Unimaginable.

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That's My Towel! charms come in a variety of categories, including "Animals," "Transportation," "Coffee" and "Travel" (which is different than transportation).

And if you and a loved one purchase the same That's My Towel! charm, fret not: simply get initial charms to distinguish between your towels.

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Will there be a new That's My Towel! in the shape of the Trump/Pence logo? Fingers crossed.

[H/T: The Slot]

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