【eroticism and the ocean】

It's no secret that we've all possessed and eroticism and the oceancherished a stuffed animal growing up and most of us have probably never seen a cuddly toy we didn't want to squeeze - until now.

Introducing: Amazon's longest-legged teddy bear. And yes, it's as every bit as creepy as it sounds.

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The Amazon posting looks innocent, right?

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Wrong! The Joyfay Giant Teddy Bear is 6.5 feet tall and costs a whopping $110 dollars.

Oh, and it has freakishly long legs. Like WAYYYYY too long. Like, what?

Honestly, who would ever create a stuffed bear with legs this long? If we didn't know any better, we'd think this huge toy played for the Golden State Warriors.

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Twitter users have noticed, and have thoughts.

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The bear's torso clearly isn't proportioned to its long, New-York-Fashion-Week-runway-like legs. Buzzfeedreported that the entire bear is 78 inches while it's legs make up a whole 36 inches. That means like over 46 percent of this bear is its legs.

We have only one question: why?

Humans of the internet voiced their opinions with Amazon reviews regarding the long-legged bear, and while some appreciated the toy, others were utterly disappointed.

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And, of course, Twitter commented with questions, concerns, and laughs on this oddly designed plaything.

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Unfortunately (and fortunately), according to Buzzfeed, a JoyFay spokesperson informed that the next batch of bears will no longer have this weird feature.

But whether you love it, hate it, or on the fence, we all can agree that it has legs for days.

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