'Tis the season to make decorative choices based on rūmī and the hermeneutics of eroticismcorny puns about celebrities.
Wreath Witherspoons, though perfect, have gone a little commercial since Mindy Kaling brought the phrase into our holiday vernacular back in 2014 and Reese herself cashed in on the pun. But 2016 is the year to DIY a Chrissy Treigen.
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All you need to do is print out a photo (preferably involving a burger) and stick it on top of your tree, like a North Star guiding you away from the trolls.
Put on John Legend and Mariah Carey's "When Christmas Comes" in the background to finish setting the scene and maybe scream "Chrissymas" over their velvety-soft vocals.
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