After winning an obscene number of Olympic medals in Rio,Too Naughty to Say No (1985) - Remastered the Final Five flew to New York for a victory tour where they scored Hamilton tickets and met the cast.
Seeing the Final Five posing like the Schuyler Sisters got us thinking – Team USA's gymnasts could totally be on Broadway.
The women's gymnastics skills would help them handle the show's choreography; the Richard Rodgers Theatre's 1,319 audience members are nothing compared to millions of Olympics viewers; and we'll just assume their singing and rapping skills are good enough.
Here are our picks for which Hamilton characters Simone Biles, Aly Raisman, Gabby Douglas, Laurie Hernandez and Madison Kocian should play:
Biles was crowned the world's best gymnast, and Hamilton is the show's protagonist. Both are ambitious, have U.S. pride and some pretty big star power.
Well if it isn't Gabby Douglas, sir. If Douglas got a shot at playing Aaron Burr, she could let out any pent-up resentment she had at Simone Biles passing her to become the world's top gymnast.
Angelica Schuyler patiently stepped aside to set her sister Eliza up with Alexander Hamilton – just like how Aly Raisman gracefully took silver when Simone took gold in the all-around.
You can't help but love Madison Kocian, just like you can't help but feel for Eliza, Alexander's wife.
Lafayette and Jefferson are two sassy, suave dudes who can also take things seriously and be badass leaders. Naturally, fierce firecracker Hernandez would seamlessly slip into the roles.
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