【celebrity fuck - free hot xxx celebrity fuck videos】

So no one told you life was gonna be celebrity fuck - free hot xxx celebrity fuck videosthis way. Your birthday's a joke! Your piñata isn't broken, because there's no way you're touching can-day!

Jennifer Aniston's recent jaunt to Cabo with husband Justin Theroux and bestie Courtney Cox took a turn too dark to even be considered as a plot twist on The Leftovers. The crew celebrated with an empty piñata rather than dare cross paths with processed sugar!

SEE ALSO: Tom Brady has some very harsh words for strawberries

“We do special things. I did a little night for her birthday where we went to a special dinner and had a piñata,” Theroux told E! News.

Mashable Trend Report Decode what’s viral, what’s next, and what it all means. Sign up for Mashable’s weekly Trend Report newsletter. By clicking Sign Me Up, you confirm you are 16+ and agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Thanks for signing up!

"Actually, we didn't put anything in the piñata. We had a piñata and didn't end up smashing." he continued. "What are you going to put in it? Kale? She doesn't eat candy!"

Now, there are plenty of things between between candy and kale that Aniston may enjoy, like perhaps sample sized containers of organic shea butter. And yet, the piñata remained empty.

After admitting that a kale piñata is a terrible thing, Theroux suggests trying it out for a kid's birthday, further exposing himself as a masochist, "Watch 20 10-year-olds cry."

Friends, whatever you do, never let Justin Theroux anywhere near a birthday party again.

Via Giphy

---

Featured Video For You

---

'Friends' starring hamsters is your new favorite sitcom

---

Topics Celebrities

• Life
• Social Good
• Games
• Shopping
• Tech
• Science
• Entertainment
• Digital Culture

• The Automation Myth
• Vandalized Tesla dubbed 'most San Francisco crime ever'
• Rest in peace, Vine. Sports fandom will never be the same :(
• This mom is so over Red Ribbon Week
• Fetal Attraction
• Indian diamond tycoon gives away hundreds of cars, apartments to employees as Diwali gift
• See the erstwhile Lady Gaga unleash Joanne on an L.A. dive bar
• The MacBook Pro's Touch Bar will cost you if it breaks
• Traffic Jam
• Buying a MacBook Pro? Better budget $200 for dongles

• This is what happens when you let kids choose their baseball team name
• Alec Baldwin bid a poignant farewell to Trump on 'Saturday Night Live' finale
• Drake, the Chainsmokers, and all the winners from the Billboard Music Awards
• People are loving this teen's kind gesture during class
• AI is absolutely horrible at naming paint colors
• The best games inspired by the 'Alien' franchise, ranked
• Schwarzenegger says he'll be back for 'Terminator' sequel with James Cameron
• This watchmaker thinks this $200,000 Pokemon watch is the 'emblem of millennials'
• Justin Timberlake finally replies to that Seth Rogen tweet
• Oh my god, please shut up about The Skimm

• Hard to Be a God
• Float calmly through the International Space Station with this new NASA video
• Twitter employees share last day memories on Twitter Moments
• Can Uber help Obamacare? The White House hopes so
• Culture of Abuse
• This mom is so over Red Ribbon Week
• Satellite images reveal toxic clouds enveloping northern Iraq
• Cosmic rainbows light up the sky as Aurora Australis visits Tasmania
• The Architect’s (Auto)biographer
• Bow down to Japanese rock legend Hyde's incredible Harley Quinn costume

• Cinema Is Never on Time
• Student Snapchats selfie while driving, crashes into police car
• Videos show chaos after plane aborts takeoff
• VR artists' trippy 'Doctor Strange' creations give a sneak peek at the Dark Realm
• Realism’s Revenge
• Teen dressed as a water bottle for Halloween is flipping amazing
• This very formal letter is the perfect response to a dick pic
• Vandalized Tesla dubbed 'most San Francisco crime ever'
• Inanimate Objects with Party Hats
• Watch this soccer player perform an amazing trick with his gum