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Imagine a world where you995 Archivesspend your days cuddling adorable fluffy kittens.

A Dublin-based veterinary clinic is making that dream a reality as they're advertising a "cat cuddler" role. It sounds like the best job in the world.

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Just Cats veterinary clinic in Clonsilla, Dublin, is looking for a "crazy cat person" who "loves cats". Among other requirements includes "cattitude" -- whatever that means. The ideal candidate will have a track record of feeding stray cats in your locality and they'll feel "warm and fuzzy" when they pet cats.

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That's not all you'll need, though...

You'll also need to have "gentle hands capable of petting and stroking cats for long periods of time". *Better crack out that hand lotion now, eh?!

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You'll also need to be "softly spoke" and "capable of cat whispering" to calm the nerves of more nervous cats.

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It doesn't end there, though.....

You'll also need to possess the rare skill of understanding different types of purring.

And, on top of all that?

You'll also need a qualification recognised by the veterinary council of Ireland.

Wannabe cat cuddlers can apply by sending CVs and cover letters to [email protected].

Good luck.

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