We're sure drivers cook up all sorts of excuses when they've been pulled over by a cop,Blowjob | Adult Movies Online but this reason is certainly earnest, to say the least.
Dalwallinu Police from Western Australia shared a photo of a speeding ticket via Twitter on Monday, showing a truck driver who had driven 37 kilometres per hour (23 miles) over the speed limit.
SEE ALSO: Police close road to investigate a grizzly find... sort ofThe driver's excuse to police for speeding? "I needed to shit, kids have given me gastro." Nope, we're not making this up, here's the ticket:
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If he was going that fast, maybe he really did need to go. Regardless, police slapped the driver with a A$1,200 (US$960) fine and a loss of his license.
Certainly not the news you'd want to hear if you've been, uh, holding on.
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